notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

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Wanna know what happens when you refuse to listen to Makoto when he told you to get up?

onehellofamegan:

tachibana-bodt:

superwhohetalokid-in-221b:

eilidh-mo:

those-hot-anime-characters:

muse-fandom-yolo:

ayumichan46:

alwaysbeentreble:

otomemasteraya:

makochantachibanana:

ENJOY

good morning,
eh? you are still sleepy? 
No you can’t, we will be late again.
hm? 5 more mins?
not that again… 
you said that and fell asleep yesterday and the day before.
its no use making those sounds, its not gonna work today.
here, hurry up and change your clothes. 
lets go together.

*then here’s when Makoto gets tired of your sh!t after you refuse to get up from bed for the 1000th time*

HOLY SHIT IM NEVER WAKING UP AGAIN

Swear this could be my alarm clock because once its get through the nice part his kissing will start and I will be falling out of bed to get it off b4 someone hears

OMFG. I AM SO GLAD I HAVE A SUNBURN ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW TO HIDE HOW HARD I’M BLUSHING BECAUSE HOLY FUCK…  I’M DYING

I SHOWED THIS TO MY NINE YEAR OLD SISTER AND SHE WENT “WAIT THIS IS MAKOTO. WHY WAIT WHAT.”

"DOES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE ANIME?????" 

SHE’S WATCHING FREE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF A DEAL.

you made a nine years old listen to this

Reblogging for that last comment

I seriously need this downloadable so I can make it my alarm in the morning holy hell

SHIT I WAS SITTING NEXT TO MY MUM WHEN I PLAYED THIS AND THEN BAM THAT HAPPENED AND I LITERALLY THREW MY IPAD AWAY AND IT HIT MY DOG AND NOW HE’S BARKING AND RUNNING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM AND MY MUM IS JUST STARING AT ME AND MY BROTHER IS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

I LITERALLY RIPPED THE FUCKING EARBUD OUT OF MY EAR AND I AM FANNING MYSELF. I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN HOLY SHIT

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NSFW OMH JESUS

sad-and-soviet:

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

image

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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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